William ‘Will’ Bryant

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Brownie: [of Jack’s new love interest] She’ll ruin you, mate. She’s high maintenance.
Jack Flange: How’s that?
Brownie: See those boots she’s got on?
Jack Flange: Yeah.
Brownie: Cost over a thousand bucks.
Jack Flange: Bullshit.
Brownie: No, her mom told me. *Designer*, apparently.
Jack Flange: How d’you reckon she pays for them?
Brownie: [gives him a long look] Hairy checkbook, mate.

Steve: Book em’ Dano
Danny: Really? Is that gonna be a thing now?
Steve: You don’t like it?
Danny: Don’t like it.
Steve: I think it’s catchy.