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Brownie: [of Jack’s new love interest] She’ll ruin you, mate. She’s high maintenance.
Jack Flange: How’s that?
Brownie: See those boots she’s got on?
Jack Flange: Yeah.
Brownie: Cost over a thousand bucks.
Jack Flange: Bullshit.
Brownie: No, her mom told me. *Designer*, apparently.
Jack Flange: How d’you reckon she pays for them?
Brownie: [gives him a long look] Hairy checkbook, mate.

Feed 2005

Steve: Book em’ Dano
Danny: Really? Is that gonna be a thing now?
Steve: You don’t like it?
Danny: Don’t like it.
Steve: I think it’s catchy.

Mick St John

Mick St. John: You know what? Being a vampire sucks. Bad joke, but it’s the truth. See, what you don’t realize until you become immortal is that life is precious because it ends. It’s only when you live forever that you begin to understand how few things actually make life worth living.